Say you don't like her?
Well who the Hell asked you?
'Cause she's my woman
And I like the things we do
And when she comes
Look out below!
That's the way
I wanna go
Yeah, that's my baby
And my baby may be ugly
And got nothing upstairs
But she's a screamin' good time
She may be clumsy
Got a back covered with hair
But she's a screamin' good time
She's a screamin' good time
(Ladies and gentlemen! Children of all ages!
Step right up, see the amazing bearded lady!)
So she's a loser
Not everyone can win
So she's hit bottom
Well, it's a place that we've all been
Still when she comes--and she comes
Look out below!
That's the way, that's the way
I wanna go
(But she's so yucky!)
But still I'm lucky
'Cause my baby may be ugly
And got nothing upstairs
But she's a screamin' good time
She may be clumsy
Got a back covered with hair
But she's a screamin' good time
She's a screamin' good time
She's a screamin' good
Screamin' good time!
She's a screamin' good
Screamin' good time!
None try to steal her 'cause
When they look, they don't know
That when she comes, when she comes
Look out below!
That's the way, that's the way
I wanna go
Don't make me hurt you!
'Cause my baby may be ugly
And got nothing upstairs
But she's a screamin' good time
She may be clumsy
Got a back covered with hair
But she's a screamin' good time
She might smell funky
And be completely unaware
But she's a screamin' good time
A screamin' good time
She's a screamin' good
Screamin' good time!
© 2004 Roger Quickly