Girl, I'm suspicious,
'cause you know I'm delicious
But won't give me the time
"That's just the way of the world"
God knows I'm dreamy,
but somehow you don't see me
And I don't buy the line
That you're not that kind of girl
"Love has allure,
but money makes the kitty purr
I lap up luxury,
and you ain't got enough for me"
Well, baby girl, you're gonna see...
One day, I'll be a millionaire!
And when I got that money, you're gonna want my honey
One day, I'll be a millionaire!
The world will fall before me and girls will all adore me
And you won't dare ignore me
Lovey, send the new girl in...
I know it's corny,
but money makes me horny
I think it's the smell
And all the things that it buys
So girl don't dis' me,
soon you'll wanna kiss me
That's Benjamin's spell
And that's my actual size
One thing I've found:
Money makes the world go 'round
I'm gonna make a stack
"Yeah, he's gonna be the mack"
'Cause dough's an aphrodisiac
One day, I'll be a millionaire!
And when I get my riches, you will all be my bitches
One day, I'll be a millionaire!
When I'm in that position I'll get total submission
Get back: I'm on a mission!
I won't be sated
'til I've incorporated
Everything I can touch
It's like my own little war
It's my obsession
to own every possession
Too much is never enough
That's why I gotta have more!
Greed is a sin,
but money makes the planet spin
I wanna be a god
Leave the peasants shocked and awed
When I wave my massive wad
One day, I'll be a millionaire!
I'll rise up from the masses and rule the middle classes
One day, I'll be a millionaire!
Girlies from Vail to Venus will praise my VIP-ness
One day, I'll be a billionaire!
Through bribes and PAC donations I will control the nation
One day, I'll be a trillionaire!
Pan-global domination will be my motivation
Come join the Sell-A-Bration!
One day, I'll be a millionaire
One day, I'll be a jillionaire
One day, I'll be a squillionaire
One day, I'll be a thrillionaire!
© 2004 Roger Quickly