Horny Shirt

Horny Shirt
So hot, you'll want to take it off!
Advertise your arousal with our Horny T-Shirt!

100% cotton black cotton tee absorbs all your juices from dancefloor to bedroom, while the silkscreened red Sexohol horns stick to your partner's naked chest.

Available in two sizes: Too Big (for Hedonists) and Too Small (for Shedonists).

Get yours this instant!
Horny Tee -- $15

Horny Tee FAQ

Is my Horny Tee machine washable?
Yes, the silkcreened logo is designed to withstand multiple washings. But why would you want to wash away your delicious scent?